Ivanka Trump just completely humiliated herself
In the past twenty-four hours, Donald Trump Jr has seen his own words used against his father in a devastating new TV commercial, and Eric Trump misspelled “incompetent” while accusing someone of being “incompetent.” So you’d think that their sister Ivanka Trump would have a hard time topping them in the embarrassment department today. You’d be wrong.
Now that Donald Trump has negligently and psychotically destroyed the U.S. economy, Ivanka Trump has come up with a brilliant idea for fixing it all: all the unemployed people should just go find something new. No really, that’s literally her new slogan: “Find Something New.”
We swear to God we’re not making this up. It’s right there on the front page of major news outlets. This really is Ivanka Trump’s big idea for turning things around. This is more privileged and tone-deaf than “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” and “let them eat cake” combined.
Here’s a thought: the entire Trump family should go “find something new.” They suck at politics. They suck at reality television. They suck a real estate. They suck at money. They should go find something new to do as far away as possible from the rest of us.
