IDIOTS!
Perhaps you are wondering how MAGA is responding to the news that their candidate won. Are they doing cartwheels, laughing with delight, running down streets spreading joy, or hopping up and down with manic jolliness? If you think that this is a possibility, you would be wrong.
“Election interference!!!!” Ah, yes, MAGA. Those withered vines who gently fall from old treetops, landing with the thuds of the empty. Of COURSE Maga is not happy. Maga does not know HOW to be happy.
If Shakespeare was indeed correct and the world’s a stage, and we are merely players, Maga’s game method consists of anger, cussing, and brattiness.
“They STOLE it!!!” Yes, that anguished howl, that lonesome cry emulating from many a MAGA are all over social media, declaring that Democrats stole the Arizona Senatorial election.
You see, as this writer explained, Kari Lake lost. She should quit politics and maybe star in a remake of “Play Misty for me.”
Alas, though! Maga’s brains are not filled with brain power, only rocks. That might be why the stupid is out in full force. The stupid insists we stole the election for Ruben Gallego IDIOTS!
Yeah, we, the Democrats, somehow managed to steal the Senatorial race but cheerfully left Donald Trump as the winner in the presidential race. Does that make any sense to you?
Maga cannot and will never be, happy. Sometimes, I feel they actually want to lose because losing gives them more of that anger that they seemingly cannot exist without.
MAGA is essentially locked in a barn where they stomp around, footwear clanging against floors, contemplating what to lose their shit over next.
The livestock in the barn will never be able to break free because rather than possessing the strength and joy of running freely, they prefer to stay locked up inside their miserable RED barn, being pitiful and pushy, roaring and moaning their insane grievances and in general waiting for feeding time which duly comes in the form of livestock grub consisting of mushy sleaze, anger, injustice collecting all with a healthy spoonful of misinformation.
So even as we struggle to get through this election season, please rest assured that MAGA is having a far worse time than any of us — and will continue to do so as they remain locked in their angry stables, babbling away.
