Herschel Walker just found a whole new way to humiliate himself
I want to introduce you to a candidate. And the best way to do that is to show you this mystery candidate’s views on climate change. After all — how a candidate expresses himself is ever so important. So, what do YOU think about this candidate’s self-expression?
“Y’know climate change. I’m gonna help y’all with that real quick, and I’m gonna do it in the Wrightsville way, so you can understand what I’m saying.”
“We in America have some of the cleanest air and cleanest water of anybody in the world.”
So what we do is, we’re gonna put from the Green new deal, millions or billions of dollars cleaning our good air up.”
“So all of a sudden – China and India ain’t putting nothing into cleaning that situation up.”
“So, all that bad air is still there.”
“But since we don’t control the air, our good air decides to float over to China’s bad air.”
“So when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move.”
“So it moves over to our good air space.”
“And now we got to clean that backup.”
Long sigh. Yes, readers, I wrote that all out without having to check into an asylum. What an accomplishment!
And this is not candid camera. Nobody will jump in front of us and yell “Smile!’ I think for the response to these comments, a grimace of agony is more likely. Have you figured out our mystery candidate? Why, it’s Georgia Senatorial candidate Herschel Walker, of course! Who else could speak so eloquently? And who else could so quickly induce a headache?
Walker is the one person running whose candidacy I seriously am unsure will make it to the November midterms. Every week he says something worse than the week before. It is a problem. At this point, I am not sure I even want him to drop out. Having him in the race gives us an edge.
At the same time — this man is so wholly unqualified that it’s an insult that the GOP even put him up. It’s an embarrassment for them — or would be if they were at all capable of being embarrassed.
