Here comes Donald Trump’s panic attack

| 9:00 pm EDT September 9, 2024
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Anthony Scaramucci has made a prediction. That prediction is that Donald John Trump will lose the election. Scaramucci made this prediction on Twitter, implying that not only will Trump lose, but he will have a panic attack about his sentencing date, which looms in front of him like a particularly seedy prison.

“There are more of us,” he remarked, “than there are for him.” “Trump will lose.” Of course, many people jumped in, chattering excitedly about what would happen when Donald Trump loses AGAIN. All sorts of predictions are being made. Some say Trump will try to escape, perhaps to Russia. I’m not a fan of that theory.

Others say Trump will refuse to accept the results again, but that won’t matter. Trump’s braindead base is pint-sized compared with what it once was. No insurrections THIS year. Others speculate Trump will have a nervous breakdown. This writer’s feeling? That one is the ticket. Trump is ALREADY starting where breakdowns are concerned. When he loses, that’s IT—curtain time. The political show will be over! No encores! Just a tiny, frightened shell of a man facing prison time.

So we’ll have to see what the traitor does. But there is one thing we know. When we beat him — it’s au revoir for Donald Trump — until we meet him again — this time not as a political candidate but as an inmate clad in dusty orange, housed in squalor, behind bars, with guards patrolling his every move. How I do utterly adore THAT thought.