Here come Donald Trump’s asset seizures
This article will be, friends and readers, a bit gossipy, a bit like a bunch of small-town people, whispering the news(gleefully) that Donald Trump is over. If I was Donald Trump (and thank goodness — thank GOODNESS my friends, I’m not) — I’d be starting to panic about now.
This is because, on Tuesday, DA James spoke to ABC and calmly told them if Donald Trump does not pay up, she’s prepared to start the process of seizing his assets. Oh, NO. This is not a good day for the Donald, but then again — what day is?
“If he does not have the funds to pay off the judgment, then we will seek judgment, enforcement mechanism in court, and we will ask the judge to seize his assets.”
Oh NO! What will go, first I wonder. Which one of Donald’s properties will be the first to go? DA James isn’t playing. She’s serious. Deadly serious.
So Trump REALLY should think about paying up. Because if he doesn’t, he’ll need a warm bed to sleep in, but it won’t be HIS because ALL his beds will, at some point, likely become the property of DA James.
There’s always squatting, I suppose. And you know it’s worse than even we thought! (Here’s some more delicious gossip, which BEING gossip, can be really, really fun sometimes.) For each day Trump doesn’t pay up, he is being changed approximately $87,000 in interest.
Oh dear! Yes, this man really is in trouble. Why has he taken to hawking gold sneakers to try to pay his bills! When they fall, they fall HARD, and they fall FAST, and they fall REALLY, REALLY LOW. I think Donnie has reached the bottom of the barrel.
