Gym Jordan just stepped in it

| 8:00 pm EDT March 14, 2024
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Good things never come to those who take Gym Jordan seriously. CNN learned that the hard way the other night. On Tuesday evening, CNN host Laura Coates inexplicably decided to really reach high for those missing CNN ratings by inviting Gym Jordan onto her show. That’ll do the trick, Laura!!

This was not a good move because, as anyone who has ever watched Gymbo for more than a minute can tell you, when Gym comes into view, the earplugs come out. The man knows no other language except the art of the scream.

So it was not a particular surprise when Gym went nuts on the air, with this writer happily along for the ride and taking many a note. Of course, the discussion was about Robert Hur, otherwise known as a lying liar and a lousy Special Prosecutor who lied about Biden not knowing the date of his son’s passing.

Coates, doing her job for once (sorry but it’s true) asked Gym about TRUMP’s memory as, she explained he seems to have cognitive issues. Faster than one could say “Clooney movie out soon,” the Gym was lost in the wailing of his own screams.

“Come on,” Gym screeched. “Come on,” he added helpfully.

“Come on.”

“To say there’s a comparison there made no sense.”

On and on Gym went, spinning and spinning and to quote a popular song from the eighties:

“Like a record, baby. Right Round, round, round” Gym went with his spin.

The Gym seemed VERY intent on convincing viewers what a great guy his master Trump is and how President Biden should have been arrested for something but was not because of a deep-state conspiracy.

Coates spun back, saying there are videos of Trump in a confused state. Gym then did what the Gyminator does best. He utters those words again.

“Come on, Laura”

“Come on. Come on.”

I wonder if Gym knows any other words. Could “come on” be the only words in his vocabulary?

“Come on.”

“You gotta be kidding me!!”

Such intelligent responses. Such emoting!

“Double standard!!”

Basically, this was a wasted segment. Anything featuring Gym is wasted time. Perhaps CNN should have thought twice before having this train wreck of a human being grace their television screens. Then again, considering CNN’s current ratings issues, it’s not like many people were watching anyway.

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