Gym Jordan

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I’ve never liked the term “Karen”, as it relates to women who complain a lot. I personally know many Karen’s. They’re almost always inevitably kind and beautiful ladies. I have a relative name Karen, and she’s warm and nurturing.

Karen conjures up images of timeless grace and of class. So that is why I propose we leave the lovely Karen’s of the world alone. And for us, let us choose a new name in which to refer to all people who complain too much, who bumble, who splutter, who demand to talk to the manager! This person is a Gym.

Attribution to Gym Jordan, for giving me this wildly, inventive idea! Gym Jordan is demanding to investigate Fani Willis! I hope he doesn’t start stalking her like he did Alvin Bragg. And let’s not forget Jack Smith, also an enemy of the gym man.

Can we not say what we’re all thinking? Can we not call out the Baby-blue clad screamer for who he truly is? Jim Jordan is a wiener. Jim Jordan is a thickheaded, meaty, red (in the face at least) screaming Wiener

None of the attorneys prosecuting Trump will give Gym the time of day. All of them, I imagine, when they receive an email from Gym, a letter from Gym, a call from Gym, will quietly laugh and who knows, perhaps they will proceed to throw any correspondence from Gym in the nearest garbage bin.

Jordan has been wearing out his welcome for a long time now. It will truly be a blissful day when he is no longer a Congressman. Fortunately for America ,very few take Gym seriously as he hasn’t done one damn thing since taking on the title of Congressman.

Last I checked George Clooney’s movie was either in production or filming, so I imagine that at some point it will be released. That will be a great day, almost as great as the days that donald trump has been arrested.

In the meantime, let us refer to anybody who whines, carries on, throws temper tantrums, spits rage, and pushes themselves on people who have no desire to hear one word they say, as a gym.