Gym Jordan

We all sometimes have a slip of the tongue. We say the wrong thing when we meant to say something else. Sometimes we ramble. Often we let the wrong words spill forth. But it is doubtful that most of us invent a whole new language based upon incoherent babbling.

Gym Jordan however is not anyone. Gym is a liar. Gym is a loon. And Gym, as we well know, does not do well under pressure. So Gymbo make the mistake of appearing on Sean Hannity’s show. He attempted to respond to a question. It did not go well for him.

Now, I will show you what exactly Gym said. Because I think he’s invented a new language and it’s called “UH.” Here is Gym’s answer to Hannity:

“That’s exactly what happened with, yeah, with the decision.”

“the, uh.”

“When it came to the uh”

“the, the”

decision with um,”

” Mr. Uh”

I drew a blank.”

“I got a huge echo in my ear and can’t.”

“I can’t even hear.”

Well. what a charming word salad THAT was. How many “uh’s” did YOU count? And blaming it on an echo in your ear Come now, Gym. You can do better than that. Maybe that echo was from the truth whispering:
“You’re lying again, Gym.”

In any event — Gym Jordan cannot answer basic questions. If this was the one time it happened, then fine, except it wasn’t. As you know, Gym has a history of suddenly giving his tongue to the cat whenever he’s asked tough questions. This is likely because Gym spews forth so much bullshit, that he can’t keep any of it straight.