Gym Jordan
Anger dripped from the man like torrents of rain. His voice was like nails on a chalkboard. His eyes looked like mere slits of rage, and his attire was, as usual, a baby blue shirt. Gym Jordan, Chairman of stupidity (and the Judiciary Committee), went apeshit at the news that Donald Trump was going to be arrested.
And he demanded that New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg come to D.C. to testify immediately! This latest move from Gym should not be a surprise. If there is a stupid move to be made, one knows Gym will make it.
Luckily, this is not Gym’s decision to make. And professor and former U.S. Attorney Joyce Vance knew that and was quick to blast Gym’s latest demand: “What jurisdiction does congress have over a DA elected by Manhattanites? Sure, Jordan will talk about federal funding, but this is a purely political attack on local gov’t.”
Of COURSE, it is. Jordan is playing to an audience of one — Donald Trump. But this did not stop Gym from scrawling an angry letter to Bragg accusing him of a “politically motivated prosecutorial decision.”
Gym’s temper tantrums have grown wearisome. So all I have to say to the congressman with the voice from hell is sit down. Sit down, Gym Jordan. Your temper tantrums have become tiresome (as have your fashion choices.)
Nobody pays any attention to you except to laugh. Do you REALLY imagine Bragg cares what you think? I doubt Gym will stop his wailing. I imagine he can’t. He doesn’t know how to sit down and shut up. And it’s not been a good month for him as his hearings are achieving nothing but a heck of a lot of laughter.
