Gym Jordan
In one of my early articles for Palmer Report, I compared the media to an irritating leaky faucet. I am about to use that metaphor again, but not for the media. This is for the House Republican caucus, in particular Gym Jordan and James Comer. It is also a warning to ignore the drip, drip, drip of the leaky faucet that is trying with all its might to start one hell of a flood.
See, Republicans are finding out the hard way that there is nothing to impeach President Biden (AKA Dark Brandon) for. So what are they doing? They’re trying to hold hearings about his age. That’s right. Republicans who may have as their candidate a senile, doddering, traitorous, pathetic, misshapen insurrectionist as their presidential candidate want to get on OUR case because President Biden is — is what? A few years older than Trump?
It won’t work. I do not make predictions easily, my friends, but I can say with confidence, with certainty, that IT WILL NOT WORK ONE LITTLE BIT.
That is because of one simple reason. Gym and Comer are incompetent. They’re like King Midas, except for EVERYTHING they touch; rather than turning to gold, it turns to shit — lots and lots of shit. So you see, if they try to do this, they will be shit on a stick., which will not surprise us because, after all, screw-ups are all that these “men” have, after all.
Can one imagine if the Special Counsel who wrote those odious words about Biden were to sit down in a hearing with Gymbo? All hell would break lose. I am not kidding when I say it might actually HELP us.
Why? Because whenever republicans come up with one of their crackpot schemes, it helps us. Do not forget Kenneth Star and how President Clinton’s numbers went through the ROOF, much to republicans conservation.
And it is happening again. A couple of new polls are out that show Biden’s numbers are actually UP. Could that be from the backlash of that idiotic report? I’d not be surprised. (Also the fact remains that President Biden is a great leader.)
So let the noise from the peanut gallery (and there will be lots of GOP peanuts) not phase you in the slightest. Ignore the incompetent machinations of stupid Republicans far and wide. And let’s concentrate on winning our elections.
