GOP Senate candidate JD Vance crashes and burns

| 2:00 pm EST November 15, 2021
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This article is about cats. That’s right. Cats. Before I get into the weeds on this strange story, allow yourself a minute to hug your cat — if you are a cat owner. Cats are pure love. All of them — big or large, tuxedo cats, Angora, Main Coons, Russian Blues, sold black or white ones — they give us so much pleasure with their purrs and endless silliness. Who doesn’t love an adorable cat? Well — one person doesn’t, and it’s making news.

That boy is Ohio Senate candidate JD Vance. (I will never call this kid a man.) Vance is already considered something of a joke. The boy, a former Trump hater, is seemingly going insane, jumping through hoops to get assolini’s endorsement.

One of the many moronic actions this boy has taken is tweeting out outrage about the Kyle Rittenhouse case. What makes this particularly amusing (and heartbreaking) is that Vance is just awful at this. Anybody with a brain can see his outrage is all pretend. Vance might well have been a good venture capitalist, but he knows zilch about running a Senatorial campaign.

This is reflected in his poll numbers which so far have been dismal. But let’s move on to the cat comments. Vance first brought our furry friends into the mix by labeling Democratic women without children but WITH cats as crazy cat ladies.

But that’s old news. His most recent cat comment, however, is not. When commenting on Twitter on the Rittenhouse trial, Vance received pushback from a Twitter user who seemed to feel differently. This person stated their position in eloquent terms And she had a picture of a cat as her profile pic. Uh-oh.

This appeared to bother Vance far more than the user’s position on Rittenhouse. “I am shocked a cat is your profile picture,” Vance actually tweeted. Faster than one could say, “meow,” Vance was deluged with tweets from cat-lovers everywhere who were not too happy about the boy’s cat hostility.

The thing is — if Vance is indeed trying to start a war on cats, he’s even dumber than first thought. So, tonight, hug your cats close and fervently hope that this cat-hating moron is never allowed to be seated as Ohio Senator.

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