GOP just can’t help itself

| 6:00 pm EDT October 18, 2024
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Some people have a unique ability to ALWAYS snatch defeat and make it their own. They do this repeatedly, never learning the lesson that they may simply have the wrong approach. The whole GOP is one of those groups.

With just DAYS to go before our 2024 election, Republicans are stepping up their efforts to lose the election by filing a lawsuit demanding that the abortion drug Mifepristone be taken off the market.

Which came first — the chickenshit fear the GOP feels toward women or the egg on their faces as they lose election after election? I am not sure. So yes, it seems the woman-hating Republican party is still hoping their most fervent desires to have women under their thumbs will succeed. (It won’t.)

Attorneys General of, Missouri, Kansas and Idaho are marching in perfect litigious harmony as they file a lawsuit seeking to make Mifepristone illegal for minors and target places that have been shipping it to red states.

There’s no fool like a GOP fool. Calling this a “50-state abortion drug mailing economy”, these Republicans say what’s going (women making their own decisions whether to use such a medication) is unlawful.

This all comes down to the Comstock Act, that odious primordial law that Harris, Walz, and ALL of us have been saying for months Republicans would try to use. Only they’ve surprised, even this writer. I thought they’d wait. But apparently, their desire to control women is so strong it seems they could not help themselves.

This litigation wants decisions letting Mifepristone be mailed to be reversed. Oh me, oh my, such anguish, dear Republicans! Do we scare you THAT much?

The answer to that question is yes, we damn sure do. Anything that these haters cannot understand inspires their wrath. And women, with their beauty, both inside and out, their strength, their tinkling laughs, unbreakable spirits, light and airy springs in their steps, why — why — it just fills our republican goofballs with rage! Happiness? How DARE women be happy!

This is not just an article. You see, the media, as usual, is glassy-eyed, sitting on their useless asses and not covering this story. So please — send this right along to EVERYONE that you know. Because you know what? Were felon Trump to win, THIS little morsel, this litigation will be waiting, and you’d better believe a ready, willing, and oh-so-eager man, a particular cat and woman hater, a lying man from Ohio named JD Vance would, of course, eagerly support this lawsuit. So tell people. Please, please tell people.

The GOP hate-wave has not slowed down. They sit there on their primitive islands, hateful as ever. Do they envision our carefree laughter, aimed at them? Do they swell with fury over our sunny and proud attitudes? Perhaps.

Controlling this country’s women would be like trying to stop waterfalls from flowing. It cannot happen. So help Palmer Report and tell ALL voters about this wretched lawsuit, spread the word about the obsession that republicans just cannot shake — women.