GOP hits the panic button

Republicans appear to be trying out a new line of defense to their pissed-off constituents, and it is a rather sad and pathetic defense if ever I heard one. As you know, because we’ve reported on it, there are a whole heck of a lot of angry constituents waiting for their politicians at town galls to voice their displeasure and, in general, making Republicans dance the trump dance with increasing defensiveness.

But check out the new rationale because it’s hilarious. The people coming to the town halls are from other districts and not REALLY Donald Trump voters, some Republicans say. I have already heard two Republicans try out this line, and as you probably suspect, said line has failed because YOU know, as I know, that many of these constituents ARE Trump voters, even if Republicans appear LOATH to admit it.

But the GOP finds itself in an odd place — they CANNOT do it, it would seem, even when confronted by their own voters — they CANNOT stand up to Donald J. Trump. One of these useless Republican shills even went so far as to say look at me; I showed up to talk to constituents from other areas. It was a hilarious defense that the reporter doing the questioning proceeded to tear to shreds.

Republicans are also starting, like tiny plaintive violins, to echo the senile one in terms of Putin’s war. Some now appear loathe to admit Putin started the war, preferring it’d seem to pretend they do not know WHO started it. Are their brains shrinking? Of course, they are! One gets near the orange one, and one becomes stupider for it as you know. Republicans would appear to have forgotten all about one thing.

That thing is MIDTERMS! How on earth will ANY of them even run a campaign when they appear terrified of their voters? I must admit Republicans have managed to surprise me. I knew they were stupid, but they have shown they’re even more ridiculous than I first thought.