GOP cuts and runs

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Well, my friends, well, well, well. It has officially happened! Republicans have been warned — stop holding town halls! It happened Tuesday morning in a closed-door conference as Congressional Republican Committee Chair Richard Hudson wanted his little charges — just don’t do it!

Democrats, he explained, will be far less likely to interrupt if you stream your meetings or have tele-town halls. Oh my! If this doesn’t get you rolling with laughter, I don’t know what will! Don’t you get it, Republicans? This won’t change anything!

I’m telling you, it really IS like talking to comic book characters. They are SO zany, so quickly the butt of our every joke. It isn’t Democrats doing this, you ridiculous people! Oh my gosh, toy ninnies! Oh my, you are so wholly and utterly screwed!

Ya really think THIS will keep your OWN voters from telling you how they feel? My gosh, you’re starting to believe your own lies! Someone will have to get out the smelling salts for Republicans when their voters get ANGRILY find them once again, and GOPers faint with disbelief that THEY could be held responsible for anything!

The GOP is becoming a (not too funny) cartoon. The GOP has turned into road runners! How utterly silly, how DESPERATE, and how much of the stuff of losers is this?

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