Donald Trump has psychotic meltdown about golf as everything falls apart for him

| 9:53 pm EDT May 24, 2020
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With the American death toll in the coronavirus crisis reaching the tragic 100,000 mark, and the pandemic still raging on, Donald Trump decided to show everyone how much he cares by… going golfing? Wait that can’t be right. And yet Trump, one of the most narcissistically tone-deaf men alive, really did go golfing these past two days.

Joe Biden quickly seized on the moment, launching a campaign ad exposing Trump’s ridiculously selfish golf outing. It’s clear that the ad touched a nerve, because tonight Trump got wind of it, and he went on a completely psychotic bender about it:

“Sleepy Joe’s representatives have just put out an ad saying that I went to play golf (exercise) today. They think I should stay in the White House at all times. What they didn’t say is that it’s the first time I’ve played golf in almost 3 months, that Biden was constantly vacationing, relaxing & making shady deals with other countries, & that Barack was always playing golf, doing much of his traveling in a fume spewing 747 to play golf in Hawaii – Once even teeing off immediately after announcing the gruesome death of a great young man by ISIS!”

To be clear, none of this is accurate, and much of it is hallucinatory. But as Donald Trump’s failed presidency continues to unravel, and as his reelection prospects continue to get uglier, Trump keeps doing very little to try to turn things around – and he’s also clearly losing what was left of his marbles.