Go home Brett Kavanaugh you’re drunk

| 8:00 pm EDT July 16, 2023
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I do wish the Republican members of the Supreme Court would stop talking about themselves. It seems every week, one of the haughty Justices chooses to speak out about why the extreme court is the greatest thing since sliced bread. It is pretty annoying. This week’s court jester of choice is Brett Kavanaugh.

The beer aficionado insists the lowest court in the land is not partisan. Kavanaugh insists there are many times there are lots of 9-0 decisions. You’re going to have to do better than that, Brett. And he tried.

He waxed poetic about his Democratic Justices, saying the whole court eats lunch together about 65 times yearly. Man, would I like to be Mike Pence’s fly on the wall for THAT.

“And the rule is,” Brett said happily, “you can’t talk about work. It’s a good rule,” he added.

Brett also insisted that the court works as “a group of nine” with no politics getting in the way of their decision-making. I mean, I thought George Santos lied a lot. He’s got nothing on this guy.

“We don’t caucus in separate rooms.”

“We work as a group of nine.”

Nine little Justices, hugging and smiling warmly, always united, taking lunches together with no enmity ever getting in the way. I think Kavanaugh might be having issues with his nose today. It’s growing.

“We have lived up, in my estimation, to deciding cases based on law and not on partisan affiliation.”

Please be quiet, Brett.

“You shouldn’t be in this line of work if you don’t like criticism. Because you’re going to get it.”

All righty then. Is this the same guy who demanded to know if Senator Amy Kloubuchar was an alcoholic? Is this the same guy who talked about beer and how awful everyone was to him? Sigh. I’ll end this article with a bit of rhyme. Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, this court has got to go.