Get ready for Dark Brandon’s big moment

| 9:00 pm EST March 4, 2024
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It’s coming up! And the GOP is not happy about it at ALL. I refer to President Biden’s State of the Union address. It’s coming up next week, and it will be loud, proud, and ever so much an extravaganza. President Biden cheerfully made fools of the whole lot of Republican morons last year. I do wonder what he will do this time.NBC News reports that families of some of the Hostages in Gaza are set to attend.

NBC says they will ask lawmakers to wear yellow ribbons and dog tags. That will show solidarity. The families plan to send this request to every single member of Congress. Yellow ribbons. I have a theory. I have a theory that most Republicans will not choose to wear these ribbons.

I also have some other theories which I’d like to share. We can count on some of the more extreme members of Congress to try and make spectacles of themselves. Boebert, perhaps, Greene, almost certainly. Members of the extreme court will be there, which will be interesting to watch, mainly when President Biden talks about access to Abortion and IVF.

And Dark Brandon? I expect the man, the myth, and the legend to make an appearance. The State of the Union will be on Thursday, March 7, at 9:00 PM. It promises to be unforgettable.