Gaetz of Hell
Matt Gaetz has won a trophy. This trophy has now passed from former Rep. Madison Cawthorn right onto the back of Matt Gaetz. And it even has a name. It’s called Hasta la vista, baby. That’s right. Cawthorn must now hand the keys to the new owner — Matt Gaetz. Soon to be a FORMER Congressman?
The unsavory details about the hair-challenged Gaetz are starting to leak. There definitely is an eerie resemblance to what happened with Cawthorn. Perhaps Gaetz thinks he can ride out the wave that’s cresting toward him, his own name surrounding it..
But Gaetz should NEVER underestimate the out of control sharks in the water, one of them being an infuriated shark named Kevin who recently saw his whole career ended by Gaetz. Yeah — that’s bound to ruffle some feathers.
Kevin thought he could come out on top. So did Cawthorn himself. We’ve seen how THOSE scenarios turned out. Some congresspeople are being honest in their loathing for the bratty Gaetz.
“I think Matt would be a great dictator in a small island nation in the Pacific or something” said, Rep Graves. Rep. Mike Lawler of New York actually came out and said Gaetz needs to be expelled.
Senator Markwayne Mullin of f Oklahoma said on NewsMax that Gaetz liked to brag about his sex life. These are just a few of the comments that have been spoken in the last few days. Basically, Matt Gaetz needs to be saying: “Et tu, EVERYONE?”
Because that’s what it’s shaping up to be. Perhaps not EVERYONE. Marjorie Taylor Greene has spoken for Gaetz. But that doesn’t really matter now. The bottom line is Gaetz has now made enemies — many, many enemies.
And they have cruel intentions toward him. And that’s bound to make Gaetz a wee bit nervous. He also doesn’t know who is plotting against him that he might not know about.
Picture it — Gaetz in the house, looking nervously around him, not sure if that Congressperson smiling benevolently beside him plans to screw him later on by going on national television and saying what a jerk he is.
If I were Mathew Gaetz (and thank goodness I’m not.) I’d be VERY careful around now. Friends and enemies can mix together, you know, and sometimes it’s often difficult to tell one from the other.
