Fox News melts down

We KNEW this would happen. We knew it HAD to happen. Republicans were made to look utterly ridiculous. Their favorite taunt — that President Biden is too old to do the job, evaporated, like lukewarm bath water, after Biden bounded up on stage and gave a resplendent and remarkable speech, that many are calling his best ever.

So that sent our “friends” the GOP into a tailspin. Because up till now, that is ALL Republicans were running on. Think about it. Has anyone heard of ONE policy plan from the red side of the aisle? Republican Policy has been conspicuously silent. It has not said a WORD.

So, now, Republicans are left with egg on their lying faces, and the yolk is beginning to drip downward. So Republicans, desperately casting about for SOMETHING — anything — to say, have come up with a unique and novel plan that, like all plans the GOP tries to make, stinks to high heaven.

This idea is to say that President Biden was “on something” during his speech. Welcome to the republican party, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Michigan, and Nevada! These are the people who comprise the party of incompetence. Invite them into your voting booths at your own risk.

So who is saying this? Well, Fox non-news is one of the culprits. I’m sure that is just shocking news. Jesse Watters (fraternity meme, Insurrection party, fool) suggested it. But WHAT was Biden supposed to be on?

Speed seems to be the drug of choice that Republicans have decided on. Jesse Watters, reacting as any good sheeple would, said Biden was: “on speed or something.”

The “or something” was competence. Watters, something that both you and your network lack an iota of. Who else? There’s Kevin McCarthy (has been, Insurrection party, in Trump’s pocket.) Kevin also labeled Biden as mean and angry which considering that he supports a human cannonball of rage, it really is not a particularly good talking point.

Then it’s back to Fox! Hannity had to get in on the fun, declaring Biden “Jacked-up Joe.” Do these idiots realize that they’re actually helping us with all their screeds? I doubt it. The fact is Biden just took a hammer and smashed the Republicans’ hopes and dreams to pieces.

You know, they’d been hoping to run on Biden’s age and pray the people did not notice they had no policy plans. But Biden put those age rumors to bed. He’s bright, back, and he’s better than ever.

And he leaves in his wake, puddles — republican puddles of tears and rage as it slowly ) (it’s always slowly with these fools) dawns on them that they have absolutely no idea how to win.