FINISH HIM!

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– Donald Trump is that terrible employee who’s been fired but has to keep coming to work for awhile for contractual reasons, and now he’s trying to steal the office supplies.

– Rudy Giuliani got caught on tape with his hand down his pants, and the President of the United States gave him a promotion for it. What a time to be alive.

– Donald Trump, a racist and rapist who murdered a quarter million people just for the hell of it, is now calling other people “scum.”

– There’s a reason the top trending topic right now is “Deactivate Trump” – Twitter really needs to read the room and get rid of this guy. Now that he’s conceded, nothing else he tweets should be of national importance, right? So remove his account for all his years of rules violations.

– Hey Emily Murphy at the GSA, now that Trump has conceded, it’s time to start the transition to President-elect Biden!