The FBI may need to bleach its eyes

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Some of “President” Donald J. Trump’s deepest darkest secrets have been seized in a raid of his “lawyer” Michael Cohen’s office, and are now being reviewed by the authorities. Aside from the obvious money laundering and Russian connections many people are expecting to find, there are a few other items that are bound to make some members of the FBI wish they could bleach their eyes and scrub the filth from their vision after they dive into Trump’s swamp.

For example in the book Fire and Fury, the author Michael Wolff assert that “Trump liked to say that one of the things that made life worth living was getting your friends’ wives into bed.” He had elaborate plans to destroy marriages just so he could swoop in and take advantage of the “damsel in distress” he created.

Wolff wrote, “He would try to persuade the wife that her husband was perhaps not what she thought. Then he’d have his secretary ask the friend into his office; once the friend arrived, Trump would engage in what was, for him, more or less constant sexual banter. ‘Do you still like having sex with your wife? How often? You must have had a better f*** than your wife? Tell me about it. I have girls coming in from Los Angeles at three o’clock. We can go upstairs and have a great time. I promise.’ All the while, Trump would have his friend’s wife on the speakerphone, listening in.”

It’s too bad that Donald didn’t learn more from his son-in-law Jared Kushner’s father, because it was that same “entrapment” type scenario that destroyed his family and got him sent to the big house for a few years.

Right now, I imagine the authorities are getting an eye full of some pretty prominent people and those less fortunate, who were the subject of Trump’s desires in the bedroom, boardroom and or the courtroom over the years…not to mention images and video from his global “escort services” and the fact that Trump has been known to pal around with and endorse child molesters.