Rudy Giuliani crashes and burns on Christmas Eve

| 7:00 pm EST December 24, 2019
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Fresh off a surreal interview in which he showed up with his fly down, drooled on his sweater, walked into a wall, and called everyone profane names, Rudy Giuliani is now trying to top himself. Rudy just tweeted “Connect with me on my Facebook Page. More to come on my investigation, soon!” The problem: there’s something very, very wrong with his Facebook fan page.

For starters, as pointed out by numerous Twitter observers, Rudy Giuliani’s Facebook page lists him as a “Government Official.” This is odd to say the least, as he hasn’t held any office in a very long time. But what’s even more weird is that the “More Info” tab on Rudy’s page identifies him as the “Former Attorney General of the United States.” Wait, when did that happen? Rudy was once a U.S. Attorney, but this is absurd. How could Rudy, or anyone making his Facebook page, screw this up in his official bio? In case he ends up changing it, we took this screen capture:

We’d presume this “Rudy Giuliani” Facebook page was a fake, if not for the fact that Rudy Giuliani just used his very real Twitter account to point us all to the Facebook page in question. Rudy is falling apart by the hour – and this is all before his upcoming arrest