Everything Trump touches…

| 6:10 pm EDT April 2, 2024
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Donald Trump’s Truth Social is a sinking ship without a lifeboat; and this week, it finally sank to the very bottom.

“This is what a bloodbath looks like.”

The platform lost $58 million in 2023, making almost no revenue, causing shares in the failing App to plunge downward.

CNN says that revenue for Trump’s failed social networking platform “dropped 39 percent year-over-year in the fourth quarter to just $751,500.”

“Not what investors want to see.”

I’ll say! You know readers, it’s TRUE. Everything Trump touches turns to shit, and this is proof positive of THAT.

“Faster than a rat down a drainpipe.”

Oh no! The news made it to Twitter and faster than one could say failure, Twitter erupted into delighted trills of merry laughter.

” It’s a sinkhole.”

What a lovely metaphor! It IS a sinkhole, and that is my favorite comment. It’s a sinkhole because ANYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES TURNS TO SHIT.

“Not an April fool’s joke.”

Well, that’s good to know. This is Donald Trump, a man who cannot even do social media right.

“Complete free fall.”

Oh no! Oh yes. Donald Trump is once again the butt of a VERY expansive joke.

I wonder how many clicks this news received on Twitter. My guess is a lot.

“Everything Trump touches dies.”

So true. From broken ketchup bottles to broken people to broken social media sites, everything Donald Trump touches does indeed die.

“Breaking news — Trump to inject bleach into truth social!!”

Now, now, people. Control yourselves.

April Fool’s. Let it rip.

“Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!”

“When has Donald ever let us down in the failure department?”

“A penny a share, is more than fair.”

“It’s an Easter miracle!!”

“wait till tomorrow.”

Sigh. All these GLEEFUL people are so very happy and jolly. I cannot say I blame them. After all, Donald Trump does not exactly send out the warm fuzzies. His whole persona is cold prickley’s.
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“It’s only Monday!”

Ah yes, that is too true. Only Monday. So early in the week for all this Trump bad news. I wonder what things will look like by Friday.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.