Everyone piles on as it all falls apart for Jim Jordan
So, sometimes it feels good to laugh. And though I rarely advocate for laughing AT someone, in Gym Jordan’s case — I will make allowances. Gym is currently the talk of the town — the Twitter town. He is being mocked, laughed at, derided, and it feels ever-so-good.
Gym’s speaker-ship has become a metaphor for insanity, and the good people of twitter couldn’t have chosen better. “Hilarious that someone voted for John Boehner.” Yes, it is, and somebody did. Voting for someone who isn’t in the House anymore certainly bodes poorly for Gym. But what are others saying? Well — some people are suggesting OTHER names for Speaker:
“My cat could do a better job.”
“Jack Smith for Speaker.”
‘At this point, they should just go with the Devil.”
“Surprised none of them have nominated Putin yet.”
“How about Liz Cheney?”
“a Ham SANDWICH.”
“E. Jean Carroll for Speaker.”
“My pet rock.”
Pretty funny. So were some of the general comments mocking Jordan.
“Breaking — Gym says house vote is rigged, he can still win if Mike Pence has courage.”
“Jordan equals sleaze.”
“Gym lost again. Happy Wednesday, y’all!”
“Gym lost faster today than yesterday.”
“New favorite show: the humiliation of Gym, Jordan.”
“Insurrections have consequences”
“cue the you don’t have the votes lyrics.”
“watching gym eat shit in real time is hilarious.”
“Thoughts and prayers, Gym.”
“When the horse is dead, dismount.”
“My smile is bright as I picture the amount of screaming among Republicans right now.”
“Gym Jordan. Making history for all the wrong reasons.”
“Hey Trump, your mini-me just lost again.”
“Gym’s being abused with nobody stepping up to protect him on the house floor. Fitting, isn’t it?”
“Jordan’s worse than I thought.”
“O-V-E-R.”
“I love it when I wake up, and Gym isn’t Speaker.”
So, suffice it to say, this is an actual day of Gym mockery. Perhaps it should be declared a holiday — Mock Gym-day. It had to happen at some point. I mean, nobody can stand the guy. I bet even some Republicans who voted FOR him are secretly overjoyed.
