Everyone piles on after Melania Trump looks like she just stepped in paint or something

| 7:18 pm EDT March 20, 2024
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Donald Trump is mostly facing his downfall alone, aside from the occasional times when his kids show up and then he needs a card to remember their names. His wife Melania only surfaces occasionally, with many observers on social media quipping that perhaps she only does so when contractually obligated.

In any case, Melania finally showed up again yesterday, but she was wearing a dress that made it look like she had just tripped and landed on a freshly painted wall or something:

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Suffice it to say that everyone on social media quickly piled on about the absurdity of the whole thing. Everyone should get their jokes in while they can, given that Melania seems to appear with her husband so rarely these days. Not that his addled brain probably even recognizes her at this point anyway.