Everyone piles on after Jim Jordan steps in it
“Dim Gym” has done it again. Jim Jordan is a non-stop source of Twitter amusement. He gets ratioed literally every time he posts at a rate faster than the speed of light. This does not appear to matter to the obnoxious Congressman as he rarely stops. As one ratio ends, so another begins. That’s Gym Jordan’s “normal.”
And for non-Twitter users — a “ratio” is when the number of negative responses to a tweet surpass the number of positives by gigantic margins. So let’s take a look at Gym’s latest tweet making the rounds because it’s a doozy. In “real America,” Gymbo writes: “you work hard, pay your bills, and provide for your family.”
Wow — how utterly brilliant of him. I’m getting serious Albert Einstein vibes. “Isn’t that how it should be?” he asks. And Gym should NOT have asked. Because I somehow doubt he liked the responses he got back:
“Traitor.”
‘Please change your shirt.”
When is Clooney’s movie coming out?”
“You barely work.”
“Freeloader.”
“You’ve never passed a bill in your life.”
“Get a job.”
“Resign.”
“Delete your account.”
“Man, people hate you.”
“Spreading more lies on Fox tonight?”
“Are you human?”
“In real America, you inform authorities about student abuse.”
“Stop lying to the American people.”
“You don’t belong in real America.”
“Raise your hand if you think Gym should be removed from office.”
“In real America, people comply with lawful subpoenas.”
“Hypocrite.”
I could go on. Gymbo really should quit while he’s not ahead. The ratio wave he’s experiencing will only get worse, as it always seems to for Dim Gym. Yet because he IS dim, he doesn’t appear to have picked up on that. All the more amusement for us.
