Egg all over Donald Trump’s face

Donald Trump made a big deal about egg prices last year and how he would magically bring them down if he was elected. People with half a brain knew that was a bunch of four-flushing horse hockey. Such people were and are continuing to be proven right as egg prices did not magically decrease to record lows after OFF started squatting in the White House. And now the USDA is predicting that egg prices will increase by 41% this year.
Checking around home I found one place that has some eggs for about $3.80 per dozen.The highest I’ve seen is $7 a dozen. If prices here in Iowa increase by 41% they’ll range from $5.35 to almost $10 a dozen. Egg prices in most other states will increase to a similar amount. However, people in Hawaii are already paying close to $10 for a dozen eggs, and if prices increase as much as the USDA says they’ll be paying about $13.75 a dozen.
Trump’s people say they have a plan to deal with that. Yeah, right. Dry his plans out and you could fertilize the yard.