Down goes Tesla
Oh, NO. Oh, Elon. It is most definitely NOT a good day to be Musk. Actually, ANY day is a bad day to be Musk. However, this particular day will echo in history, as Elon Musk’s failures are brighter than a florescent laser light show.
Why? I will sum it up in a few choice words. Musk’s. Tesla. Cars. Sales. Are TANKING! Tanking, tanking, TANKED. Tesla stock is also collapsing. Oh dear. Someone (could it be Musk?) is going to be FURIOUS!
On MSNBC, Morning Joe remarked this was “inevitable,” and that as the Tesla decreases in sales and value, sales for OTHER electric cars in MANY countries such as China and Germany are, in fact, UP. “His technology is not working. His driverless card aren’t working, the batteries are antiquated.”
According to reports, Musk has lost close to $900 Million in market capital over the last three months. Better be careful, Elon! Trump only likes winners! ( Even though Trump is, in fact, a loser.)
Elon, whom I have nicknamed “car man”, may quickly need to find another hobby. Whatever will he do? “And the man from Mars is through with cars, He’s eatin bars…..” There are lots of headlines about Musk’s cars sliding – well — sliding into oblivion.
“Tesla has a problem.” Bloomberg. “Tesla stock slides another 5%.” Forbes. As you can see — headlines are not good. So yes, suffice to say Elon is having some issues with the quality and quantity of his cars.
Quality? Not good, say many. Quantity? Not much, as sales are tanking. Perhaps if Elon would stop obsessing about firing thousands of people, stop striding onto GOP stages, waving chainsaws, and GET BACK to work on his cars, things would look better for him.
