Down goes Peter Navarro
You know, Trump and his partners in crime are some of the most cowardly and wimpish humans in the world. They can dish it out, but they sure can’t take it. And now, one of these delightfully unstable specimens is proving it.
Peter Navarro, who once refused to testify before Congress about his role in the insurrection, has been told to report to jail next week — Tuesday to be exact. These lovely new digs are in the form of a prison cell located in Miami. Of all places to be housed, I am sure Miami must be one of the worst.
That is because of all the people in Miami who are NOT in prison, which is most of them. Many of those people will be running to Miami’s golden beaches to catch some rays and swim in sparkling waters—while Peter Navarro rots inside a prison cell for four months. I do think I like it.
Only Peter doesn’t. That might be why he’s just filed with the extreme court BEGGING — (and when I say begging, I mean begging) BEGGING them to save him!! He is actually ASKING them to stay his prison sentence.
Peter is a bit scared right now. Perhaps if he’d poked around and found that elusive object called Peter’s brain (and used it), he would not be in this position right now. Navarro has been looking for ANY way to avoid going to the slammer. Day in and day out, he’s been appearing, begging, and throwing himself on the mercy of the courts, who have not shown him much mercy.
He is also being relentlessly mocked on Twitter for all of this, with many Twitter users basically stating the same thing: “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.”
If Navarro seriously thinks the extreme court will put aside whatever they are doing to save his sorry ass, he suffers from a significant delusion. Even this court, as corrupt as they are, isn’t going to help Petey stop singing the blues. NOBODY is going to help him, and like it or not, little boy Blue will have to show up on Tuesday to be locked away behind a cell.
