Double the stupid

| 1:13 pm EDT March 31, 2023
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It’s double the stupid, people! We have not just one but TWO idiots currently going insane. First on the idiot list is Donald Trump Junior. Yep, as we speak, as I write these words, Junior is experiencing — well — how shall I say this…

He is going insane. Nuts. Over the cliff. Crazy. Lunatic style diatribe comparing the indictment of idiot senior Trump to “communist level shit.” Let us take a moment to silently toast the snot-nosed kid’s anger, craziness, and resentment. I am sure you like me, do not give a damn about him.

Then there is dad. Daddy Trump is, of course, having a rage fit on truth social, where losers go to yell. He isn’t saying anything that we have not already heard. So no need to repeat it! And let’s look at some of our other (frenemies?)

Famous Ohio ass-kisser JD Vance is dully doing what the orange one no doubt loves and going to bat for his God. Vance appears genuinely angry this time, and for a good reason. If Trump goes to the clink, Vance will have nobody to kiss up to, although I’m sure if he looks hard enough, he can find someone.

Matt Gaetz whose hair looks to have grown significantly wider in recent months, is oozing rage! He should be thanking his lucky stars that his ass didn’t land in the pokey with Trump.

Megyn Kelly is furious at both Bragg AND Ron DeSantis (DeSantis for not going on her show.) The former fox has-been thinks she’s way more important than she is, as evidenced by her Kari-Lake meltdowns that won’t stop.

Last and certainly least standing silently alone is Lindsey Graham, who for some reason, has yet to say anything. I imagine he will whimper like a sad foghorn. For some reason, when I think of Lindsey, the song “Mr. Cellophane” from the (fantastic) Musical “Chicago” goes through my head.

So there it is! The usual republican shitshow. We will all sleep wonderfully tonight. Know who won’t? Junior, his dad, and the republican party in general who now have an indicted felon for a presidential candidate.