Donald Trump’s third party dumpster fire

| 6:00 pm EDT May 14, 2023
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In 2024, for the presidential election, we might have three party nominees to choose from. You read that right — I said three, not two. One of them is as warm-blue as an azure sapphire, and they’re called the Democratic party. The second one is red and is the republican party. And the third? According to many murmurings IN DC, it’s — the Maga party, and their nominee will be Donald Trump.

Ah, yes, the murmuring is getting louder. And these murmurings are saying that Trump — whether indicted once, twice or five hundred times will leave the GOP if they do not serve his every whim and run as a third-party candidate.

I’ve written about this subject before, but the whispers are gaining traction. I have always thought this might be the way Trump would go.

Think about it. If indeed Trump is a multiple indictee as he will be, that won’t leave a lot of time for campaigning. And added to that is that other Republicans may start gaining in popularity.

So what’s a scorned psychopath to do? Start His OWN party. In a way, he already has. Trump and his little audience of scraggly, lost space-cadets exist on their own island.

On this island, they growl about such things as the definition of a real woman, whether Bud Lite should be taken off the market, and who the deep state is targeting this week. You know the things the American people care deeply about. (sarcasm.)

If Donald Trump- DOES form his own party, it would be a death knoll to the GOP. That is likely why they’re knocking each other over, trying to please him.

But alas! The falling of the GOP dominoes cannot be fought back, even with saccharine obedience. The truth is no amount of sycophancy would be enough for Trump. And one word from him and the GOP is o-v-e-r. Over.

So we’ll see where this goes. In the meantime, I thought it might be nice to give the possibly new Maga party a color. After all, we have blue. The GOP has red. So what should the Maga party color be?

I vote for “Opaque, Couche,” also known as Pantone 448 C. This color is celebrated worldwide as the ugliest color known to man. It is associated with baby poop and also with death. The Australian government picked this color for its cigarette packaging because they sought the most unappealing packaging of all.

So yes, let’s just dub the Maga party the “Opaque Couche party.” Has a certain thing to it, yes? In the meantime, the GOP, undoubtedly terrified of these whispers, will continue kissing the ring of the traitor, desperately hoping he won’t betray THEM. Ha!