Donald Trump’s senility just came home to roost

“Long live the king,” a delusional and loony Donald Rump said on Truth Social, causing many, including this writer, to speculate if Donald will make it through one YEAR of his term, never mind four. Legal analyst Elie Mystal appeared gob-smacked saying: “Well — it only took him a month to declare himself king.”
Ah, the fever dreams of a fading orange have been. Let me be crystal clear: we suffer no kings in THIS country. The Revolutionary War is OVER and has been over since 1783. This was the official end of the Monarchy, and it is not about to start up again now. President Biden said: “This nation was founded on the principle that no kings exist in America. No One — no one — is above the law.”
Mr. Trump (I will never call you president), unless you can find a time machine to take you way way WAY back in time, such a thing will never happen. So, no, we have no ear for kings. No king will ever rule Americana, our beautiful America, a country dipped in multiculturalism, independence, and FREEDOM.
It is simply Trump’s lurid fantasies sprouting up again as his senility comes home to roost. We may suffer Donald Trump for these next few tears (or months). We may have to watch as his senility causes him to devolve right before us. We may steel ourselves daily for the inevitable cheeto-infused mega-meltdown. But we will NEVER EVER, not in a million years, not in two million, EVER accept a king or a dictator. Donald Trump and his rancid stench of depraved fantasies will have to look elsewhere.