Donald Trump’s senile delusions of grandeur spiral even further out of control

| 12:01 pm EST November 5, 2023
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Corn silk grows underneath fresh ears of corn, but many people also use them in medicinal ways as well, using them as herbs. Corn Silk is like joy; it’s a delightful sun-kissed buttermilk color and not only does it grow (and glow) , but corn silk, when used properly, brings healing and smiles to many of those who choose to use it.

Of course, some people do not believe in healing mainly because they do not believe there is anything wrong with them. These people have brooding and agonizingly chilly palettes and can usually be counted on to screw up anything of a joyous nature.

Donald Trump is one of those joyless ones. Not only is Donald Trump bereft of joy, but he also appears to be experiencing a cognitive decline that’s one for the ages. I doubt Corn silk could help him with that. I doubt anything could help him, and what he said the other day proves he’s not only in cognitive decline but is getting a bit worse.

The scene took place in Houston. Donald Trump was speaking there. But he said something that was just — even for him — absolutely astonishing. Donald Trump added a new job title to his list of titles. This title is — inventor.

That’s right. Donald Trump is an inventor! Who’d have thought it? So what did he invent (besides misery, disgust, human suffering, repulsion, and insurrection?) He — wait for it — invented the word “CARAVAN!”

At least, that’s what he SAYS. He says he invented it to describe migrants. Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Oh my gosh, someone PLEASE sent this man a history book! Please! Send it NOW. “I — I came up with the name,” Trump declared crazily.

“When I — I came up with the name, I believe they’ll say, oh it wasn’t really you. It was somebody – I believe I came up with the name because they started forming these caravans.”

Oh, Donald, Donald. If anyone needs the glow of corn silk, it’s you. You also need an IQ test. Badly. Now: here is where this word caravan, REALLY came from. “The word caravan comes from the Persian karwan, meaning “group of desert travelers.”

“It’s also the term used for a camper that has a living area in it.” See? The word “caravan has been around forever, Donald, well before your birth.

I searched the internet far and wide. And I never did run into anything like THIS:
“Caravan — a group of non-existent people heading to the USA as said by professional liar Donald Trump during one of his many insane Maga rallies.”

Could this be Trump’s cognitive decline again? I mean, if he possibly really believes he INVENTED this term, not only is he becoming senile, he’s nuttier than a fruitcake, even crazier than we first thought.