Donald Trump’s poll numbers collapse

Political polls are like vacations. Sometimes, you have a really good one, a five-star one, yet other times, it’s a dismal one-star stay. Donald Trump’s poll numbers have been heading downward for quite some time. Almost as soon as he took office, the cowardly felon managed to repulse much of the country—not an easy feat when in one’s “honeymoon” period, but somehow, the felon managed it. The honeymoon is over, and a divorce is imminent. “Trump’s poll numbers at all time low!”
Oh NO. What is a good-for-nothing, felonious, braindead, arrogant, senile, psychotic, pathetic dirtbag to do? Harry Enten of CNN spoke with wonder, about the falling poll numbers that are on their way to the bottom: “New aggregate polling has found President Trump has broken his previous approval rating of negative 16%!”
Oh NO. That’s a pretty hefty record to break. So, what ARE his poll averages? Ladies and gentlemen, I present — negative 22%! Congratulations Donald! At last — something you do well — fail! His numbers went down 8%. He “broke his own record.”
Particularly low is Trump’s standing with Independent voters. To put it bluntly, they can’t stand him. “Independents feel that Donald Trump has vacated the center of the electric catering to his base. He is entirely underwater with the center of the electorate.”
To put it in stark terminology — Trump sucks. I know it. You know it. CNN knows it. The American people know it. Dolphins probably know it. Of COURSE, they do! Dolphins are a pretty intelligent species, so they know. Independents know it. Politicians know it. Pundits know it. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to minus 22% we go.
Everyone knows the truth — that Donald J Trump AKA Individual One AKA Assolini really does suck. And that is not the only news. His numbers are not stable even at minus 22%. Yes that means what you think it means. Trump’s numbers could fall lower and get even more stinky. As it would seem now , the American people are finally united on one thing. That thing is that — Donald Trump SUCKS!!