Donald Trump’s mutants
Did you know that we are not alone in this world? Did you know that we live among a whole new class of people? Those people are mutants. Ah, yes, the mutants are with us, crawling about, perhaps ringing doorbells, looking for donations so they can buy a fancy new place to live.
These mutants are here on a mission! They are here to destroy Donald Trump. At least, that’s what Donald Trump SAYS. Our traitor had another meltdown the other day. And faster than one could say, life in prison he named his enemies. Mutants.
“Really big fundraising. Even greater polls since the radical left indictment hoax was initiated by the misfits, MUTANTS, Marxists, and communists!” Wow. All this time, there have lived mutants among us. Who knew? Now in biology, the mutant is an organism created by an alteration of the DNA sequence of the chromosome of an organism.
No, this is not a science lesson. But I’m trying to understand these mysterious mutants and who they might be. Could they be ourselves? Could Donald Trump be calling all people who go against him mutants? I suppose it is possible. Twitter laps these types of things up. And they were no different upon hearing about our mutant friends.
“Leave the X-men alone!”
“The mutants are coming!”
“Is he referring to Matt Gaetz’s hair?” (Yes, that one was from me.)
“Can we skip to the part where he turns into water?”
“I’m sure the mutants will get all the cases dismissed.”
“Pot meet kettle.”
“Should I call the mutant response division”
“Wolverine!”
“It’s like he WANTS us to laugh at him.”
“We are the trolls Donald is looking for.”
“Trump’s kind of a mutant.”
“That’s not a nice term for the GOP.”
“ATT: Jack Smith: follow up request.”
“Maybe it was really zombies.”
As you can see, Twitter is in a GREAT mood today! In the meantime, thank you, Donald traitor Trump, for providing more laughs — at your own expense.
