Donald Trump’s McDonald’s meltdown just came full circle

| 9:57 pm EDT September 25, 2024
Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.

Jealousy is a fungus that rapidly eats away at the person feeling the jealousy. For today’s edition of “The Jealous One”, that person is Donald Trump. Trump cannot or will not let go of his jealousy that Kamala Harris once worked at McDonald’s. Why jealousy? Because Trump announced that Kamala never worked there, it was all a lie. What a guy!

Trump accusing someone of lying is like Alito accusing someone of being obsessed with witches. Anyway, Trump has made another announcement. He says that he, too, will be a McDonald’s worker very shortly. “French fry job.” Trump wants to learn how to make McDonald’s French fries, so he will choose a McDonald’s location soon and get to work pumping out fries. “I’m gonna work the french fry job for about half an hour, I wanna see how it is.”

Oh boy! Would YOU eat anything created by this felon? I would not. The question remains, though: Why does this, of all things, stick in Trump’s craw? Why is he so obsessed with McDonald’s? It is starting to get a bit creepy.

Well, we know that his diet is highlighted by lots of their food. We know he likes McD’s far more than obeying laws and being sane. But still, this is rather extreme. Does Donald Trump really intend to work the fry-maker in the next week or two? According to him, he does.

Trump will donate 20 or 30 minutes of his precious time and then likely announce that he is the REAL McDonald’s worker and that he did it longer than Harris because she never did it at all. Trump is easier to read than Run Spot Run. Would it not be lovely if Trump fell in love with the fry maker and never left? He could quit the race and just stay at McDonald’s, pumping out fries and bragging to customers about how he makes the biggest, best, most crispy McDonald’s fries ever. Until, of course, he’s carted off to prison.