Donald Trump’s long walk to nowhere
Happy Thanksgiving, Palmer Report readers! What are YOU doing on Turkey day? Of COURSE, I know that it isn’t Thanksgiving. Of COURSE, I know Thanksgiving is in NOVEMBER. But you know who does not appear to know that? Donald John Trump.
I say this because Trump made yet another gaffe during a Michigan speech, proving that Trump’s brain really IS The Little Engine that could — could screw up, which he is doing with frightening regularity. “Remember!”
“Remember, the primary is Tuesday, February November 27th. Please get out and vote to set the stage for November. Go vote November 27th.”
November 27th? It is a long time until November 27th. What makes this blunder all the more hysterical is that Trump had just finished attacking President Biden’s mental acuity.
Perhaps Donald Trump covets some turkey, or possibly, like Edmund in “The Chronicles of Narnia”, he craves Turkish delight, which causes his brain to short-circuit, leaving the hard drive wiped clean of times, dates, and places.
At this point Trump is making gaffes WEEKLY. This underscores that Trump’s brain has taken a long walk into nowhere.
This isn’t Trump’s only mistake this week, and I highly doubt it will be the last. I wonder what Trump will use as an excuse for his repeated gaffes.
The “I was just being sarcastic” landed with a sputter. I find myself rather impatient to see how Trump will start to explain away ALL of his gaffes which are now happily piling onboard and which, like a cruise ship filled with excited tourists, happily wave at the American people while continuously landing the traitor in more mental trouble.
So no it is NOT Thanksgiving. Trump, however, IS the gift that keeps on giving. At this point, I am amusing myself by trying to guess what his next gaffe might be.
He may announce that he’s running against Richard Nixon for president. Or Hunter Biden. Or perhaps non-liquid corn is his competitor. One never knows what the nature of the next Trump screw-up will be, but one thing can be assured of, is there will ALWAYS be plenty more where that came from.
