Donald Trump’s jello brain nightmare

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Convicted felon Donald John Trump is once again trying to wiggle out of the upcoming debate by declaring at his rally in Wisconsin that President Biden would be on cocaine at the debate and that maybe nobody watches anyway.

It’s just the latest in a long list of excuses Donald Trump has used and is using, to slither out of yet another of his self-produced messes.

Trump declared that Biden was going to be “pumped up” on cocaine at the debate.

He also waxed poetic about the monetary value of one single bag of cocaine.

“Hundreds of thousands, isn’t it?”

Trump also proceeded to voice his doubts that anyone would watch at all.

“Is anybody gonna watch the debate?”

You know, of course, that Trump is trying to set expectations low. He should because Donald Trump is the worst debater ever, and no amount of lies and accusations will help him in THAT regard.

Trump also claimed he, in all actuality, LOVES Milwaukee and never said what the deep state accused him of saying.

Watching Donald Trump’s desperation is amusing. That this desperation showed up in the dairy state was a special treat, as Wisconsin is a MUST-WIN state for us, and I think we got this.

In honor of the dairy state, allow me to paint for you a bit of a metaphor for what is happening right this very moment, this very second, in Donald Trump’s melting brain.

Donald Trump’s brain has been Swiss cheese for a long while now. Its nutty holes are very prevalent and easy to spot.

As time passes, these holes begin the process of fermentation, becoming more texturized, more deeply flavorful in insanity, and more blinded to any reality as mold begins to develop all over these runny, crusty brain-curds.

This writer still thinks Trump won’t show. I hope he DOES show. Why? Because he is guaranteed to make a fool of himself. After all, the debate is not until next week. Who KNOWS how much more insane the traitor will become between now and then?