Donald Trump’s jailbreak
“Tonight, there’s going to be a jailbreak.” Just kidding. There IS, however, a strategy being quietly planned. This strategy, with a name that could only be conjured up in a comedy sketch, is the ‘Jailbreak Strategy’.
Oh, God. Oh, NO. Yes, the Trump team is eagerly planning what to do if their orange beast of a client winds up in the clink, a scenario that seems more and more likely. So, my friends, I introduce you to the Trump team’s “Jailbreak Strategy”- a plan to ensure their dazed and confused client spends no time in jail.
File an emergency write of habeas corpus. They would be asking for an immediate stay of the contempt order. They also think it would be granted. And, these nitwits insist it would be granted so quickly that Trump would escape jail-free. The reason for that is that the Trump team believes it would take a lot of time to “sort out the “logistics” of imprisoning Trump.
Therefore, they feel escape is right around the corner! What a pathetic plan. The logistics would not take THAT long. Indeed, the Secret Service has already been meeting about these very logistics. Trump is undoubtedly in for a big surprise if he thinks LOGISTICS will save him.
The Trump team is also foolish if they think that they will automatically win any stay. In fact, I think they’d lose. They are undoubtedly planning this “jailbreak” contingency plan because they want their client to stop yelling at them, which he’s reported to have started doing.
He will yell even more when his jailbreak plan goes up in ashes. There won’t be a jailbreak “somewhere in the town.” What there will be is a stalemate between an apocalyptic Trump and his lawyers when their incredibly idiotic plan goes up in smoke.
