Donald Trump’s henchmen just can’t stomach it anymore

| 10:00 pm EDT September 4, 2023
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So we’re on a holiday weekend! What are YOUR plans for the weekend? A picnic perhaps? Some good food and drink? Maybe you’re going to the beach for one last dip this summer, or maybe you’re just going to sleep in a bit.

But whatever you plan to do and wherever you plan to do it, I can say with confidence that you will have a better time than this person. “YOU CAN’T EAT THE FOOD HERE!!” This wail of dismay comes from somewhere that Donald Trump will find himself in shortly — prison.

Joe Biggs, one of the not-so-proud boys, called into Alex Jones and grumbled about the food. “The food (in prison) is horrible. You can’t eat the food here. It is not edible in any kind of way.”

The poor, poor little proud boy. If only, when Biggs invaded the Capitol, he’d paused to think of his nutritional needs in the slammer perhaps he’d thought better of what he was about to do.

Biggs also is living in ANOTHER place besides prison — and that is delusional land. “Oh, I know he’ll pardon,” Biggs said eagerly, referring to everybody’s least favorite person, Donald Trump. “I believe that with all my heart.” Poor little misled proud boy. (And, of course, I am being deeply sarcastic in my commiserations.)

These people — these insurrectionists who caused all the mayhem still don’t get it. They brought this all on themselves by worshiping a false God. They pinned their hopes and dreams on not a God, but a tiny, peculiar, mentally unwell, orange terrorist — a man who doesn’t give two shits about them.

And I’ve got news for Biggs and any other J-6er who is actually BUYING INTO THIS GARBAGE. Trump will not ever be president again. Trump’s fate is a prison cell just like yours. You broke the law. Breaking the law has meaning in America. It means going directly to jail.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.