Donald Trump’s head fake
Leopards don’t change their spots. Ever. I say this because there is a rumor SOMEONE is about to make a fake news presidential announcement. That someone is far too much of a dirt-bag to be called a leopard. However, he COULD be called a human sewage hole.
Donald Trump announcing a Presidential run is causing a ruckus. I, for one, hope he does. Hear me out on this. Of course, as Bill Palmer laid out, it would not be real. But oh, what fun to see Trump ruin the midterms for the GOP! It would be the ultimate prize were Trump to do this.
First off, it would force EVERY Republicans to take a position. Can you imagine? Can you imagine little Rubio trying to answer whether he supports Trump? How about Mehmet Oz? JD Vance? All the President’s sins would be a CONSTANT topic of conversation during the midterms.
Also, one knows Trump cannot resist breaking the law. So one knows were he to announce a run, he’d try to do something like hiding the money or pulling another illegal scheme on his drooling fans.
Plus, there is always the (strong) possibility Trump would accidentally confess to crimes. The “man” can’t help it. He has no impulse control. He is the ultimate in babies, and one knows expletive-ridden diatribes would follow his announcement.
He could be the GOP’s Achilles’ Heel. He IS their Achilles’ Heel. And you also know they all must be in a state of dread about this possible announcement. So go ahead, Donald Trump — make our day. Announce a fake candidacy, a fake run with fake money for a real political office you can’t win. Lie, obstruct, confess your sins and continue to be a Republican albatross—all the better for us.
