Donald Trump’s cruel summer
It is the beginning of summer. Summer — that nostalgic and glorious time of vacations, cookouts, beaches, laughter, and so much more. This week, summer has begun. This week marks one of the worst weeks of Donald Trump’s presidency to date.
Let’s have a look at current events, at what has transpired this week, of all that ails our sick, senile, sloppy, sad, sociopathic orange man.
POLLS.
Donald Trump’s poll numbers are not just underwater; they’re at the bottom of the filth-filled swamp.
There are no polls showing goodwill toward Individual One, which may be why he had a meltdown about a Fox poll, causing his little paws to throw out insults on Twitter faster than the speed of light.
Iran. Trump knows not what to do, and his indecisiveness is starting to leak into the press, who are beginning to treat him with the impatience one usually gives an indecisive little brat who can’t make up their mind about anything. Trump’s utter inability to articulate a coherent sentence is finally being reported on, and it’s glorious to watch.
E. Jean Carroll. One has to hand it to her — she’s still making Trump sweat. Trump is appealing the verdict, but he was just rejected in court after trying to delay oral arguments in the appeal. The U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals for the second district said — nope!
Harvard — a Judge has blocked Trump from halting the enrollment of international students at Harvard. Those damn Judges!
Trump’s senility. Oh my. I haven’t seen so many articles on Trump’s senility in — well, maybe EVER. All I have to do is look to my right, look to my left, and POP– Another article about Trump and dementia appears! It’s like magic. It IS perhaps magic.
The 2020 presidential election. Ah, yes, Trump wants an investigation into an election that is long over. I’m not kidding. He is calling for a special prosecutor to investigate the matter. There is nothing to investigate because nothing untoward happened. That could be a result of Trump’s senility, or it may be that Trump dislikes losing.
CHERRIES. You read that right. Cherries.
It is a feeling of delight that permeates one’s taste buds after biting into the delicious cherries that populate our country, seen in glorious cherry fields that really do look like fields of red velvet.
CHERRY SHORTAGE.
“Cherry fields become ghost towns.”
Why is THIS happening? Because workers are scared — of ICE, of course! And many workers are deciding that working in these fields is not worth the risk. So farmers are getting increasingly angry at — you guessed it — Donald J. Trump.
MAGA — Maga is turning on itself. If you got to witness Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz going at it, was that a glorious sight or what? Maga is squabbling like two-year-olds, which they happen to be (mentally, at least.) ALL THIS HAPPENED JUST THIS WEEK. It is shaping up to be a cruel, cruel summer — for Donald Trump, at least.
