Donald Trump’s bronzer nightmare
I’ve never been one for tanning. I have extremely pale skin that burns rather than tans. But, of course, some people love tanning. Some people can’t get enough of it, whether it be lying in the sun or at a tanning salon.
Is Donald Trump one of those people? I ask because there is some giggling going on. It appeared when Donald Trump visited Iowa this weekend, many became fixated on — his tan. “Really slathered on the bronzer today.” This comes from Ron Filipkowski on Twitter. Twitter did not take long to light up — not with tans but with laughter:
“He looks like he just motorboated an elephant.”
“50 shades of orange!”
‘WTHF happened to him?”
“he should look into a different shade.”
“He’s browner than a piece of cow dung.”
All over social media, laughter rang out.
“Why does he continue to try to imitate the skin color of the very people he seems to hate?”
This is getting to be a regular thing with Trump. The mocking, I mean. First, it was his odor, but now it appears his orange skin is up for gossip grabs.
“Maybe it’s his prison uniform.”
So — what of Trump’s tan? Is our traitor visiting tanning salons? Is he trying to get the same shade as his golden toilets? Anything is possible in traitor-land.
“He looks so ORANGE.”
Perhaps Maga, ever the docile lambs, will try to replicate this tan, and we’ll have little orange people running rampant across the country. “Does he know he looks like an idiot?” Trump can’t seem to catch a break on ANYTHING.
