Donald Trump’s broke ass just got desperate

| 11:40 pm EST February 16, 2024
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Donald Trump lost more than $300 million today, or more than $400 million with interest. Add in the $83 million he lost last month, and his entire financial house of cards is in the process of collapsing. So what is Trump’s broke ass doing about it? He’s predictably going a route that’s both desperate and embarrassing.

Trump is reportedly heading to a sneaker convention tomorrow, presumably to try to sell sneakers. No really, sneakers. The shoes. This man is going to a sneaker convention. And we thought his foray into digital trading cards was bad.

The Biden campaign fired back at Trump’s latest humiliating gambit with this missive: “Donald Trump showing up to hawk bootleg off-whites is the closest he’ll get to any Air Force Ones ever again for the rest of his life.” Yeah, that sounds about right. Trump’s entire life is getting sadder by the minute.