Donald Trump’s attorney just stepped in it

| 6:00 pm EDT August 28, 2023
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The god sat on his majestic throne while colorful nymphs, servants and underlings fussed about him, declaring their undying and eternal worship. IN HIS DREAMS. This is Donald Trump’s ultimate fantasy. And as with most insane individuals who fantasize about impossible things, this particular dream of his has no chance whatsoever of ever happening.

However, there is one person who is treating Trump like a God. And this person’s latest remarks (on Fox of course) are so painful, so utterly and completely hysterical, that I had to re-read the article to make sure I had it right, and had not inevitably entered the twilight zone.

This is one of trump’s lawyers. Her name is Alina Habba. Appearing on Fox News on Sunday, Habba was asked about her wayward client and how he was preparing for all the trials.

And she said, with a straight face mind you, the Trump would need very little prepping for court because of his brilliance, and the fact that he’s smarter than most people I think we truly are in a simulation readers, and the person running the simulation has a very mischievous sense of humor:

“If it was a normal person, Shannon, I could understand the concern.”

“President Trump is not your average person.”

“He’s incredibly intelligent,” she said, with a straight face

“What is he going to have to be prep for?”

He is just so smart, unlike the average person.

“You don’t have to prep much when you’ve done nothing wrong.”

Alrighty, then.

Let us dissect these intellectually stimulating comments together.

Trump is brilliant, so brilliant that he doesn’t even need to be prepped about his case because unlike the average person, his mind is that of a Superman, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and not needing any of that nasty pesky prep.

Is Trump’s lawyer trying to get him to be found guilty? I save this jokingly, but one has to wonder because this advice is insane proving that water does indeed seek — and find — it’s own level.

Perhaps what this lawyer really means is: Our client is a spoiled brat. He doesn’t listen to any of his attorneys anyway, so why even try to get him to listen to us? He always does the wrong thing, never does the right thing and is probably heading for prison but we can’t tell him that because then he’d fire us.

Could that be the truth? I imagine that it could. The man is not heading into calm blue Waters. He’s heading into hell. Calm blue waters, and hell have nothing in common. He’s going to get a reality check at trial if he comes in with virtually no prep whatsoever. Then again, we know at least one trial, the Georgia one, will be televised. This could actually be very entertaining.

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