Donald Trump will be throwing ketchup over this one

| 12:01 pm EDT September 11, 2024
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Ah, politics. Politics is such a fickle friend, don’t you agree? Think about it. One week, it whispers in one team’s ear, and the next week, you might find it sleeping with the enemy. However, lately, it seems politics has settled down with us — the Democratic party. . It does not seem there is much good news for the orange traitor, and this news that I am about to share with you is guaranteed not to make him happy. The full trailer for Trump’s new movie is out.

As you may remember, I wrote just the other week about “The Apprentice”, Trump’s new biopic, coming to a screen near you. It’s set to reach cinemas in October. Now the trailer is out, and well—ahem—it’s pretty bad—for Donald Trump, that is. Allow me, if you will, to quote from The Daily Beast’s Nick Schager, who reviewed the film.

He says that the movie “lays out the gory details regarding the source of his (Trump’s) egomania, greed, ambition, vanity, sociopathy and heartless rapey-ness, the last of which comes to the fore in a brutal assault of his first wife Ivana.”

Wow. That’s telling it like it is. It’s a great review and I expect Donald Trump will be bouncing off the walls in rage. Oh NO! That brings up another subject! What will Trump do when he hears about this? Undoubtedly, throw a few ketchup bottles.

Yes, Trump will possibly do a smash and grab with all the ketchup bottles in the immediate area; this writer is pretty sure. So — what we NEED to do is, of course, tell EVERYONE about the movie. After all, it certainly is not every day that a movie of a presidential candidate comes out depicting him as a rapist. Such strange political times!

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.