Donald Trump throws a fit after debate fails to help him any

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The familiar sounds of a rustling, extremely senile brain could be heard on Saturday as the king of mental decay rose out of the log he’d been dwelling in and took to social media for yet another brain-dead meltdown.

What’s it about this time? Well — the cognitively bereft bat out of hell is angry that his debate performance is not being complimented enough. I was fantastic, Old Smeller declared on Truth Social. Why isn’t everyone saying so?

Trump also expressed his jealousy that the media was paying too much attention to Joe Biden, making the orange nutter seethe with frustration. Trump also dishonestly claimed that “unnamed commentators” said Trump had not only nailed it but had had “the greatest debate performance in the long and storied history of presidential debates.”

Here is what this writer will do. Since we can’t depend on our TV moderators, who seem to have caught a new cold called Silence of the Lambs, to fact check, this writer will fact-check Donald Trump.

Let’s go back to the first thing in this article. Trump isn’t getting more compliments on his debate performance. That is because your debate performance SUCKED, Don the con. It sucked, and you should consider yourself lucky to even STAND ON THE SAME STAGE with someone of Joe Biden’s character. You’ ‘re not fit to be in the same room as him, but you were on Thursday, and you sucked bigly.

Next — Trump’s envy over Biden hogging all the attention. Not from THIS media company. Trump, Biden can walk circles around you in your SLEEP. But of course, you envy everything about him, even the attention he gets. You, too, will reach that attention level — at your sentencing coming up faster than the speed of light.

Unnamed commentators declared you had the best debate ever. Perhaps you’re NOT lying about that — maybe these “unnamed commentators” are Steve Bannon, Mike Lindell, and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The ONLY people who would say that Donald are crazy are people – not real pundits. YOU possibly had the WORST debate performance ever. By the way, Lady Pelosi deserves an apology for all your lies about her.

So yes, this weekend, we have the anger of an overgrown toenail — sorry — child — to deal with. He’s mad — very mad — and his brain is out of control yet again, sinking into rage, senility, and madness.

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