Donald Trump team forced to respond to allegation that he smells bad
The “Trump stinks” storyline has taken on new life, becoming for Trump team, a very real Frankenstein’s Monster for them with no end seemingly in sight. That might be why Trump’s team lashed out at the Trump smells people, particularly former Rep. Adam Kinzinger, who I’ve never thanked properly, for starting all of this. Thanks Kinzinger!
You see it was Kinzinger who first posed to tell the world about the smell that is Donald Trump. And the monster of a plot-line took off from there. But not so fast, says Trump’s team! Their client does not stink at ALL! Kinzinger is making it up! Here is what Trump’s had to say:
“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud. He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he’s a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life turned out.”
Hey now! This — this — this STATEMENT or whatever one wants to call it, gave THIS writer a mad giggling fit, a huge and hearty one, and somehow, I doubt I am the only one.
That is QUITE the statement. Did Donald Trump write it? I ask because it just SOUNDS like something old Mr. Failure would write, PLUS every word of it could actually describe Donald Trump himself.
So yes, now people are not only laughing at Trump for his supposed odor, but they’re also laughing at this utterly absurd statement. Meanwhile, get ready for this one! Maga is responding: “Democrats are so immature.”
Yes, friends, readers, and everybody is sane. Maga called US IMMATURE. Time for giggling fit number two. I wear Maga’s immature comments as a badge of honor, and you should too. Meanwhile, here is more fun stuff! I bring you even more hilarious Twitter comments:
“Trump smells. Kari Lake yelled, “I smell even worse!”
“Grandpa Reeko.”
“The for-profit Trump school of offensive odors.”
“He stinks like treason.”
“Donald Trump has united the country., We all think he stinks.”
“Breaking news: over 20,000 diapers have been mailed to the Trump resort.”
“Good morning to everyone whose personal hygiene isn’t trending on Twitter.”
“Trending for three days! #Trumpsmells.”
“Putin knew that Trump smells.”
“Susan Collins reported to be very concerned about the fact that Trump stinks.”
“Two-week old litterbox!”
“When will someone cut a song about it?”
“If you’re not overcome by the smell, the mind-numbing stupidity will get you.”
“a motion was filed to remove Trump’s smell from the Colorado ballot.”
“And you thought they masked up against COVID…”
“Air freshener should be a Christmas gift for him.”
“I follow anyone who thinks Trump stinks.”
