Donald Trump sounds half dead while delivering stumbling, confused, lifeless Christmas message to the troops

| 10:00 pm EST December 24, 2019
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On rare occasions, when he isn’t too busy committing felonies or watching Fox News in bed, Donald Trump grudgingly does a few of the duties of President of the United States. One of those rare occasions came on Christmas Eve, when Trump held a conference call with U.S. troops around the world in order to wish them well during the holidays. Unfortunately for Trump, not only did he sound like he didn’t want to be there, he sounded barely alive.

Donald Trump struggled to read a pre-written message to the troops, stumbling through it in slow and monotone fashion. At one point he mispronounced the word “clandestine,” suggesting that he’d never encountered the word before. At another point he appeared to say that he hadn’t yet gotten his wife a Christmas present, even though it was December 24th. Of course he probably wasn’t expecting to have to actually do a few minutes of work today, so we can see why he might be behind schedule. Watch the horrifying video footage of Trump’s conference call below:

Meanwhile, Donald Trump has spent the rest of Christmas Eve attacking Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, attacking the Democratic Party, attacking Chuck Schumer, and promoting propaganda books that have been written by his co-conspirators. At this point all that most Americans want for Christmas is Donald Trump in prison.