Donald Trump serves up completely unhinged “Christmas” message
Have you ever met the old man sitting alone at the bar? I’m sure many of you have met him. He appears with startling regularity in Ohio, Arizona, North Dakota, Maine and all states. One can usually find this man mumbling to himself on a bar stool, with nobody seated next to him, because who would want to be close to this man and hear his insane mumbles?
The old man is lonely. He is quick to tell complete strangers how just AWFUL his life is. It doesn’t matter WHAT he is talking about- it could be the post office, the town hall, or a restaurant. But make no mistake, ALL of these places have something in common.
They’ve blatantly mistreated the old man at the bar. They’ve wronged him in some shocking way. And, of course, the old man at the bar is here to tell you all about it! He’s here to do that because who else matters besides the old man at the bar?
Donald Trump is that old man at the bar. The orange thing, once surrounded by — (what he deems as glory) has turned into a withered and cranky old man, the type who bar patrons sit as far away from as possible, hoping fervently that they will not make eye contact with the old man at the bar.
Trump, BEING that man, decided to give the American people a Christmas message! How sweet! Well — it’s sweet until one realizes this IS Donald Trump we’re talking about. And we KNOW what kind of message we can expect from him.
He did not disappoint. He gave us a message only the old man at the bar COULD give. Appearing on Newsmax, Trump was asked by the host for a Christmas message. That was when the old man at the bar — went crazy:
“People flooding our country, and we do nothing about it.”
“When you look at the stupidity of what’s taking place right now.”
“Everybody from mental institutions, from prisons, let terrorists, let them all pour into our country.”
“Unchecked, just unchecked!”
“They want to take away your car!”
“Give you an electric car; that doesn’t go far.”
“You got to; you got to.”
“Charge it up every 2 minutes.”
“You should be able to buy a combustion has combustion car.”
“Destroying our country.!!!!”
Congratulations, Old man at the var! That really WAS a word salad of pure senselessness! So sadly, the old man at the bar had no Christmas message for us.
However, I have A Christmas MESSAGE for the old man at the bar, the orange man, the traitor and the criminal whose sole lot in life is to make everybody he comes into contact with miserable.
Merry Christmas, Orange one! Happy New Year, and soon we will all be saying – welcome to prison. You can find A LOT of grumbling men there, I am sure.
